FIC: Lord Voldemort, in the Conservatory, with the Candlestick (PG-13)

[thescarletwoman]

Title: Lord Voldemort, in the Conservatory, with the Candlestick
Author: thescarletwoman
Requestor: severity_softly
Claim: Snape/Lupin do the movie 'Clue.' Snape as Mrs. White (but no female!Snape, pls, he should still be his snarky self), Remus as Wadsworth. Maybe some smut whist searching the house together? :D
Rating: PG-13
Words: 4332
Summary: Four Gryffindors. Three Slytherins. Lord Voldemort. One house and two murders.
Warnings (if applicable): None, unless you count gratuitous Clue quotes and male snoggage.
Notes: If the dialogue sounds familiar, it should. Some was stolen shamelessly from the film, others adapted to fit. This is not the whole film, but rather the highlights. Thanks, as always, to rose_whispers for the beta.

Lord Voldemort, in the Conservatory, with the Candlestick

Comments

[adaptor.livejournal.com]

"The fingernails must have been dirty, Snape still concentrating on them."

Brilliant! And the Snupin upstairs was a vast improvement over the original film. ;-)