Breaking Wind... er Dawn. Breaking Dawn. Right.

So.

Knowing this book is going to be like a train wreck, where one SHOULD look away... but can't...

Does Lia go and buy the book in hardcover. Even though she knows she really doesn't want to give any money to the franchise but for the simple fact that she has the other three in hardcover and therefore must have the complete set because she's a doofus like that.

and will also stop talking in the third person now

Of course... cleolinda brings the LULZ.

And for the second part...

And I'm still wondering if that spoiler xpolmex heard is true or not...


ETA: I caved. Off to the bookstore. In the immortal words of Roger Debris: "Read it? I devoured it. I for one, for instance never realised that the third reich... meant Germany."

And as a clarification -- I really don't mind the books. There are worse things in the world. And I know people who love them. I just can't help but mock the books. But seriously -- if you love them, I think that's awesome. I enjoy, but mock myself and no one else for reading them. Twilight: the new crack.