thescarletwoman: (TV // House :: pwned!)
Mutterings of a Music History Major ([personal profile] thescarletwoman) wrote2008-09-27 12:22 am

Why I love Gay Men: reason 23498034

Standing backstage with the newest member of my harem (the loverly Tony), two other guys and three women.

They're all techies. So of course the conversation is... strange. Somehow we got onto the discussion of Tony and his sexuality. And my saying that the fact he played the king in Once Upon A Mattress in high school started his aversion to women.

Tony: Someone at work called me the straight male who happens to like buttsex. Who around here doesn't like buttsex?
Women: *all look at each other and shrug*
Tony: *shrugs*

From the other side of our circle, one of the middle school boys raises his hand quietly. Enter the rest of us losing it laughing... as the other male kept his hand down.

There are moments I truly, truly love my theatre. This is one of them.

[identity profile] avengangle.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
*SNERK*

[identity profile] aylaranzz.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Haha!! Why don't I get to work with kewl people like that?

[identity profile] vayleen.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!

(I love that musical!)

[identity profile] thanfiction.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*raises hand and looks sheepishly at thescarletwoman*

If I write, sing, dance, act, draw, sew costumes, make props, do hair, do makeup, make hats, know stage swordplay and real fencing, and have passionately snogged another man in the name of art, can I have a pass on the buttsex?
ext_77335: (porn)

[identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
*envies you your colleagues*

That is a truly awesome conversation.

[identity profile] a-falling-sky.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Um, *Raises hand*

I don't like buttsex.

[identity profile] rose-whispers.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong with buttsex as long as it's done right. And one of you has written enough gay porn first that it's basically like a how-to manual.

I mean.

*coughs*

Also, PINING.

Also, I love Tony, srsly. FORTY-TWO!