(of course not that it's original - assuming everyone as seen 'the list')
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Or, in a stab at originality.
Harry Potter did not kill Voldemort with a stupid expelliarmus - he died from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick that sent his avada back towards him from all away across the pond.
The Death Eaters didn't kill Remus Lupin, Chuck Norris did - he couldn't stand the thought of somebody having a better beard then him, even if it was only once a full moon.
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(of course not that it's original - assuming everyone as seen 'the list')
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Or, in a stab at originality.
Harry Potter did not kill Voldemort with a stupid expelliarmus - he died from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick that sent his avada back towards him from all away across the pond.
The Death Eaters didn't kill Remus Lupin, Chuck Norris did - he couldn't stand the thought of somebody having a better beard then him, even if it was only once a full moon.