FIC: Why Choreographers Should Never Wear Spandex (Hard R)

[thescarletwoman]

I will have complete thoughts on the Tonys tomorrow, but as it is I'm dropping into bed. However, I wanted to point out fic I wrote (yay!) and funny how the subject matter matches the Tony awards tonight.

There's more fic coming that will be posted tomorrow. :D *likes being back to writing*

Written for hp_funnyfest

Title: Why Choreographers Should Never Wear Spandex, or Why Severus Snape Hates Cats
Author: thescarletwoman
Requestor: suberloki
Claim: Severus Snape, choreographer for the new London cast of Cats
Rating: Hard R (for gratuitous spandex)
Summary: AU. Remus Lupin finds himself the director of the new production of Cats. And there's no choreographer in the business better than Severus Snape.
Warnings (if applicable): Slash. And the making fun of various shows and tenors.
Notes: There are snippets of quotes taken from various other sources, the most noticible being from Family Guy and The Producers. Thanks to rose_whispers for the beta and the hand holding. Any other mistakes are my own. The characters belong to JRK and I'm just stealing them for a bit.

Why Choreographers Should Never Wear Spandex – reason #129320